Queue (Customer Service)
May 24, 2022
“We’ll be with you shortly”
Arrived skinny — Now, too portly
“We’ll be just a minute”
Hearing elevator music
Now, living in it
“We’re transferring you to another department”
*Operator picks up*
By now, transferring to another apartment
“Can you please hold?”
“Busy lines, I’m told”
Sure, but I have one request
Trust, I say this in jest
“Please stay on the line”
Let’s get straight to it
I’m drawing the line
“All agents decided to resign”
*Click*
