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Hacking Battle Rap

Typosquatting

Benjamin Workman
2 min readNov 5, 2022

Suburban, but only fuck with street n*ggas
Yeah, I grew up with an Xbox
Push my buttons and squeeze triggers
Emails delivering males’ in box
Social circle-configuring sneeze figures
Cutting ABA, since that’s not the way we play
First degree was NBA, rather BS, but PS
Post battle, you gon’ be postscript
Social media, on live, where you post script
5:00 pm showing, now sun’s through
Grabbed son, and sun threw
Eat clips while the eclipse is son’s view
Footprint Center, so Phoenix Sun’s view
Supercharged melanated demonstrated
Don’t look shook when the static shock
Guest appearance Shaq haptic block

Gun so big call it Paul Bunyan’s cig
Onion circling, but no Funyuns jig
Pounds heavy lifting hashtags
Weed consisting trash bags
Most grace stages with a familiar pace
Already down 1–0, why a peculiar face?
One…

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Benjamin Workman
Benjamin Workman

Written by Benjamin Workman

Founder of HireHarmony | Machiavelli meets Peter Petrelli | Poet | Recording Artist |

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