Funeral Homes (Running Back to Life)

The Way to Eternity — Bruce Rolff

Bury smartphones

Dearly departed chief

The Priest Holmes

Don’t rush punch

Handoff lunch

Pitch liquid

Poured by sick kid

Cut through O-Line

When it’s time go

Fine

Beeline to D-Line

Obstacles tackle

Laughs of jackal

Spin by gravesite

Uncomfortable daylight

Medium blocking for receiver

Grim reaper’s sleeper

Cut deeper

Firmly planted cleat

Where 6 feet meet

Hurdling skeleton

Bouncing back — Gelatin

Trick play

Hit stick

Pray

Turned into tombstone

Brick-by-brick

Whole room bone

Whisper tone

Crisper zone

Mental clarity

Life & death parity

Delayed charity

Dead roses

Zombies arise

Surprise!

Stomach grumbling

After-life’s rumbling

Goal line stumbling

Rock fumbling

Mistakenly bumbling

Retire football attire

Saddening

Controller in hand

Maddening